Sit. Stay. Ball.
Juneau Animal Rescue is thrilled to invite you to its Very First Non-Event.
In lieu of attending this event that no one else will be attending, we respectfully request you do something with your pet like Sit. Stay. Ball. Then you can donate to Juneau Animal Rescue what you would have spent at our fundraiser.
We considered throwing an awesome fundraiser, but then we decided that helping the community’s lost and homeless pets shouldn’t require good people like you to go through this expensive ordeal. While enjoy a good fundraising party event - our style is to keep it cheap… And no fundraising party is cheaper than a non-existent party. So instead of having our board and staff spend weeks planning a fundraiser, we’re going to keep them focused on helping homeless pets. Instead of asking you to spend your Wednesday night in a formal gown with uncomfortable heels or in a tuxedo, we’re just asking you to donate a portion of what such a night might have cost you.
$100: Two tickets to a swank, black-tie fundraiser.
$125: Tuxedo rental from Formal Express for him.
$150: Fabulous dress for her.
$100: Matching purse and heels
+$100: Cost of impulsively bidding on silent auction items.
$575: Amount Juneau Animal Rescue just saved you by not throwing a black-tie fundraiser.
Donating will guarantee you an undisturbed night of NOT having to attend this event as well as the satisfaction of knowing that your charitable contributions are helping lost and homeless pets in our community.
Date of Non-event: Wednesday, July 31, 2019
Where the non-event won’t take place: It won’t be held at a Fancy Ballroom
Who’s not coming: 300 tickets will NOT be sold, and not one person will show up.
Juneau Animal Rescue is 501(c)(3), nonprofit organization. Your contribution may be tax- deductible! Check with your tax professional.
DONATE NOW TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR AN ANIMAL IN NEED